Filibuster Aficionado Gifts

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Born In Captivity.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Applause

City Boy.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Kritik's Korner

Career Choices

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canadian film production

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Moby Dick

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Movies vs. Films

Changing Room Decisions

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Star Wars Audience

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Now that's Real TV!'