Filibuster Fanatic Pillows

The Filibuster.

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Be creative...!"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Here's the problem."

"That explains all the cavities."

Blend Schools

Floss Street Vendor

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Sales

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Freestyling.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Cheerleaders

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'