Fielder Gifts

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Fly Football

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bears

Alternative fielding positions

Saving a Heart

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'