Fielder Gifts

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Fly Football

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Saving a Heart

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.