Fields Gifts

Chase me, chase me cows.

Fly Football

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Dancing Doctor

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Clandestine cows.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Wilfried Zaha

J. M. W. Turner

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

A Kangermoo

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'