Field Sports Gifts

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

Alternative fielding positions

Sport Utility Boot.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Playing pig

Golf with a difference

Women in a cross country race

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Here we go again...'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics