Field Hockey Gifts

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.

Today we're making videos for college recruiters. We'll focus on your top field hockey assets. Becky's ball handling. Jen's power goals. Sarah's innovative kilt stylings. She's going into fashion design.

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

What's with all the cameras? They're filming seniors for college field hockey recruiters. I'll never be good enough to get admitted. It's just a game. In the real world. No one cared you even played. Then why do they make us do sports? To take your mind off all the college pressure!

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Hockey World

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

The Real March of the Penguins.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie