Field Hockey Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"