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What's with all the cameras? They're filming seniors for college field hockey recruiters. I'll never be good enough to get admitted. It's just a game. In the real world. No one cared you even played. Then why do they make us do sports? To take your mind off all the college pressure!
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
Hockey Season.
The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
The Leafs win the Cup!
"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"
Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.
"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"
The Real March of the Penguins.
'Overruled, you may continue.'
'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'
'His wife is very supportive.'
We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!
'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'
"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"
"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."
"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"
Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.
'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'
"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."
"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."
Kane and Abe L.
'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'
'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'
Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.
Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?
"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."
Curling Rocks!
'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'
"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
'The defense rests.'
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