Field Hockey Fanatic Gifts

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Ref shows footballer green card.

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"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

The Puck Stops Here.

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'