Fiber Intake Gifts

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Here's your sweater back."

Knitted Kitty.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I love every single one of these."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"

Spinning Wheel

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Haircuts

Super Fibre Cereal.