Fiber Gifts

"You're getting too much fiber."

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"We may want to review the fibre levels in our diet..."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Records?

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

"Here's your sweater back."

King Madras

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

The screaming fart.

"I love every single one of these."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Live Laugh Knit

Super Fibre Cereal.

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"