Festive Season Humor Lovers Pillows

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The Reindeer Strike

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Roscoe's Great Escape

He Sees You When You're Sleeping