Festive Humor Fans Pillows

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Well, look at that! I don't even think you'll need Rudolph this year!"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'He's got your nose.'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'