Festive Season Humor Lovers Mugs

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Piranhaclaus

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

The Reindeer Strike

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

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