Seasonal Humor Lovers Mugs

See U Next Year

"Never lose your cool."

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Snowman Romance

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Christmas Socks

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

The Itchy Back

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"