Seasonal Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

Spring Fever.

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Christmas Socks

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Snowman Romance

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

The Itchy Back

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"