Seasonal Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

Spring Fever.

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I love this time of year."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Snowman Romance

Night of the Living Reindeer

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Christmas Socks

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

The Itchy Back

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'