Festive Pirates Pillows

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The Big Tree

Safe Christmas.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Festivus poles

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

Lost santa and reindeer.

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

Xmas

"When is it my turn?"

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Santa playing golf.

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."