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"I am a good little girl. So much so that I won't tell the other kids you're not the real Santa."

"Well, of course my DNA was found at the scene, it's Christmas Eve!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Safe Christmas.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Undercover Santa

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Elf

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'