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'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

The Big Tree

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

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"Smile if you're guilty!"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

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"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Lost santa and reindeer.

"When is it my turn?"

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Xmas

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Santa playing golf.

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

Elf

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."