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'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Frosting the Snowman

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

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Desert Planet

The Big Tree

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Festivus poles

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Xmas

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

May your Christmas be out of this world!

Space Junk

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Elf