Festive Castaway Prints

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

Desert Planet

The Big Tree

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Xmas

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Space Junk

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

May your Christmas be out of this world!

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Elf