Festival Cartoons Gifts

Reindeer Dust Penguin

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

Vaccines vs Variants

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"It was a difficult delivery."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"You think it's tough down there?"

Hello, Susie, it's R

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Tourist in the desert