Fans Of Festive Cartoons Gifts

'Oh hello. Don't mind me. With all that stuff about the world ending I just thought I'd call round a bit earlier this year.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Puss in cement boots"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Plum jam...

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cow Pilot.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Do not open 'til Christmas...

Centaur Driver

Golfer in a tree.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Pardon Me

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

Reindeer Dust Penguin

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

School

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."