Festive Cartoon Fan Gifts

Seasons Greetings

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Do you think that's wise?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dog walking Human.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Piranhaclaus

Support group for sheep.