Festive Cartoons Lover Gifts

Reindeer Dust Penguin

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"She's a miniature."

I told you we were late!

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Standard & Poor

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Neversource"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Guess who's teething?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Is your dog friendly?"