Christmas Cartoon Collectors Gifts

"You'll have to pick a toy. I can't get you on 'Survivor'"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Turkish Democracy

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'At ease, soldier.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Shell Fire

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Young Gums

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'