Christmas Cartoon Collectors Pillows

"You'll have to pick a toy. I can't get you on 'Survivor'"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Snoopy with Laptop

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Turkish Democracy

Vegetarian Birds

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'At ease, soldier.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Young Gums

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Shell Fire

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'