Christmas Collectors Gifts

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I love these old decorations!"

Christmas Hugs

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Duck in a bathtub

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

C.P.A.

Johnny and Moloch

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I hate recalls."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Frogs playing basketball.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Free Chimney Cleaning.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.