Christmas Collectors Mugs

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I love these old decorations!"

Christmas Hugs

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Duck in a bathtub

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Johnny and Moloch

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

C.P.A.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

"I hate recalls."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Frogs playing basketball.

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Free Chimney Cleaning.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'