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'Oh hello. Don't mind me. With all that stuff about the world ending I just thought I'd call round a bit earlier this year.'

"Puss in cement boots"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Plum jam...

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Cow Pilot.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Centaur Driver

Golfer in a tree.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Pardon Me

Reindeer Dust Penguin

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

School

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

'That's a good example of the Prime Minister's Temper or P.M.T. as we call it here.'

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

"Have you tried icing it?"