Festival Cartoons Pillows

Reindeer Dust Penguin

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Vaccines vs Variants

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"It was a difficult delivery."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Tourist in the desert

Neurotics in the tropics