Festival Humor Fan Gifts

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Raised by Dogs

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Pearly King and Queen

'Hon, I'm home!'

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'