Fertility Humor Gifts

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

The Elephant in the Womb

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"Six down, three to go!!"

Fertility Clinic

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"You are here."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Please take a number...

"Did you injure your neck?"

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"