Fertility Humor Pillows

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

The Elephant in the Womb

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

Congratulations! When are you due?

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"Six down, three to go!!"

Fertility Clinic

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

12 step program

"You are here."

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

The baby's really been moving round today.

Please take a number...

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Everything looks so good

"Did you injure your neck?"