Family Planning Humorist Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their home with our family planning humorist pillows. Soft, stylish, and funny—perfect for bringing comfort and a smile to any space.

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"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy." mockup

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

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'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!' mockup

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

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Facts of life - The birds and the dogs. mockup

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child." mockup

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

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My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut! mockup

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

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"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened." mockup

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

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"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother." mockup

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own." mockup

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

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"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!" mockup

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

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"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!" mockup

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.' mockup

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

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Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors. mockup

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

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'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.' mockup

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

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'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!' mockup

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

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"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

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"The couch hates me Jane!"

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"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!" mockup

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

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'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.' mockup

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

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'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?' mockup

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

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"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion." mockup

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

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"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!" mockup

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

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"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake." mockup

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

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Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby. mockup

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

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Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped." mockup

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

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'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?' mockup

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!' mockup

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

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"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online." mockup

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

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"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge." mockup

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

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Family Planning Humorist Pillows Collection

Family Planning Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for family planning humorists—each design designed to make them smile every morning. Click to find your favorite funny mug.

Family Planning Humorist Prints

Discover our prints perfect for family planning humorists—add a humorous touch to their home decor with funny, stylish wall art.

Family Planning Humorist T-Shirts

Visit our t-shirts collection for family planning humorists—wear your sense of humor and celebrate life's milestones with our cleverly designed shirts.