Ferris Wheel Aficionado Gifts

"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What's a patent?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Arts and crafts

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Frizzbee statue.

Bradley Wiggins

Dog retriving Frisbee

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"This is my man cave."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Steroids.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough