Ferris Wheel Fanatic Gifts

London Eye.

Get well cards

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Frizzbee statue.

Dog retriving Frisbee

Halo Frisbee.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

'Steroids.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Man generating power for machine.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"