Ferris Wheel Fanatic Gifts

London Eye.

Get well cards

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"What's a patent?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Halo Frisbee.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Steroids.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Man generating power for machine.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Frisbee dog

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'