Frisbee Fanatic Gifts

Ultimate Frisbee: 3-5 P.M. / Penultimate Frisbee 1-2:30 P.M.

"How do I know you won't just throw it away again?"

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Dogs at bar: 'If it weren't for teh food and shelter, I'd never chase another frisbee.'

"Next time be more careful when catching the flying disk."

Fritz discovers the secret of Flying Saucing...

Dog Pick-up Lines.

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

"And never forget that the best things in life are Frisbees."

I'm going to name my invention 'Frisbee'.

'Ready Rex?' - A possible dilemma.

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

'Huck me.'

A Little Boy Plays Frisbee With A Turtle's Shell.

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

Frisbee dog

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Oh, no, I only catch Frisbees."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."

"Get a life."

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

After he catches it, he insists on trying to throw it back.

Due to extreme weather conditions, trash collections will be delayed throughout the city by one day. It's so beautiful outside, sanitation workers will be in the park throwing Frisbees.