Frisbee Lover Gifts

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Frizzbee statue.

Halo Frisbee.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Tired of fetching?'

"Bip."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Steroids.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Frisbee dog

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.