Frisbee Aficionado Gifts

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Halo Frisbee.

Dog retriving Frisbee

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Tired of fetching?'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Bip."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

'Steroids.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Frisbee dog

Joe Hundredaire

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.