Ferris Wheel Aficionado Pillows

"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."

"What's a patent?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Arts and crafts

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Dog retriving Frisbee

Bradley Wiggins

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"This is my man cave."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

'Steroids.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

"Get a life."

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!