Fence Talker Gifts

Desert Island Gossipping

"I don't know what's worse - my restless feet or her restless mouth!"

'She's losing it-that was LAST week's gossip!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Dog Training.

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

The Neighbours from Hell....

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't eat so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much floatsam.'

'Is it true what they say'