Fence Talkers Gifts

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'He says he drinks a lot so he won't be thirsty during the night.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

'Dog got your clog?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Desert Island Gossipping

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"I'll have my people call your people."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't eat so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much floatsam.'

"How did I know that would happen?"

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'Is it true what they say'

"His grass really is greener!"

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

"Then Marc from our creative team tells the client to 'like it or lump it' – can you believe that?!"

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"And so she's all, 'woof'. And I'm like, 'woof?'"