Feline Pugilist Gifts

Cat boxer

"So, what are you reading?"

Pyramid catflap...

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Come out and fight.'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."