Finicky Feline Fighter Gifts

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Meowlzebub

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

The ambush.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Cat on guitar

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Cat boxer

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

Cat's Valentine

Ginger was born to dance.

"Where's your evidence?"

'Next please.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'No, they won't have kittens. They are brother and sister.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Dogs running in their dreams

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.