Feline Pugilist Prints

Cat boxer

"So, what are you reading?"

Pyramid catflap...

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

Dogs running in their dreams

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."