Feeling Left Out Gifts

You Know You're Old When...

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"I know you're sad, but don't beach yourself up over it."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Desert Planet

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Cable Bill.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Missing the human touch.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Why cant I find a man who is sensitive, kind and handsome?'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Typical!'

"Your comments are interesting, but demographically you don't count."

'No computer, no cellphone, no fax machine... no wonder I'm still single!'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

"I grew up isolated as an only child, and now Im isolated as an only C.E.O."

'It's not that I hate ALL men. Just the lowlifes I'm instinctively attracted to.'

Introverts: Social Distancing Before it Was Cool

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

"That guy, who used to bully me at school has just taken my beer money!"