Feeling Lost Gifts

'Typical!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"I know you're sad, but don't beach yourself up over it."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

You Know You're Old When...

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

This Way/That Way

You are Nowhere.

You are here.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."