Feeling Lost Gifts

'Typical!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I know you're sad, but don't beach yourself up over it."

You Know You're Old When...

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

This Way/That Way

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

You are Nowhere.

You are here.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

G.P.S.: You Are Here.