Lost But Loving It Gifts

You are Nowhere.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'It looks like our data.'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'