Feeling Stuck Gifts

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"We liken our business to a nursery Smithers. Unfortunately, we see you as more of a ground cover than a climber."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Tedium

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Stuck behind the eight ball.

Backpackers.

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

"You have no new messages."

'Typical!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Interviews today 1-4pm

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

You are Nowhere.

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

"You and your offshore accounts!"

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"Thank heavens! Some work."

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

Castaway finds a television.