Feeling Stuck Prints

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"We liken our business to a nursery Smithers. Unfortunately, we see you as more of a ground cover than a climber."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Tedium

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

Backpackers.

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

You are Nowhere.

'I finally get a brain and I can't get 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' out of my head.'

"You have no new messages."

Interviews today 1-4pm

'Typical!'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"Thank heavens! Some work."

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'